WARNING: Alcohol involved, bad language. Please note that you have been warned!
"We love this Drill Sergeant! Give us more, Drill Sergeant!" you yell with the rest of your group. A tall blonde man walked around your group as if he was planning your murder. Everyone stayed absolutely still, not even daring to breathe too hard. Slowly he stood in front of you, more like towered over you, seeing as you were only (y/h) and he being at least six five. You kept your (e/c) eye down and prayed silently he wouldn't pick you to do what he always does.
"PRIVATE (Y/LN) YOU ARE A STUPID USELESS MAGGOT! YOU DON'T DESERVE TO LIVE BECAUSE YOU ARE A WEAK WOMEN! WHAT DO YOU THINK YOU ARE DOING HERE!? GO MAKE SOME DINNER AND STAY IN THE KITCHEN!" he screamed into your face, he didn't even flinch knowing that would get you twenty diamond push ups. "ANSWER ME, (Y/LN)!"
"Sir, I'm here to serve my country, sir!" you yelled back, not breaking eye contact with his blue eyes. Daring him to say something.
"YOU THINK YOU'RE GOOD ENOUGH TO SERVE OUR BELOVED COUNTRY! I THINK YOU AREN'T WORTH A PILE OF DOG SHIT!" he screamed at you then stepped back from you and turned to the rest of your group. He grinned evilly and glanced at you, "OKAY MAGGOTS, I'M FEELING NICE TODAY. I'M GOING TO LET YOU OFF EARLY.......THAT IS IF PRIVATE (Y/LN) CAN RUN THIS HERE COURSE IN LESS THAN A MINUTE." no one made a sound and you resisted the urge to roll your eyes. He'd done this every chance he could and every chance you failed. But not today, you could feel the muscles that had formed within these five weeks and knew today was the day you'll beat the dumb ass Drill Sergeant! You walk to the start line and get ready, he smirks at you and your just grit your teeth. The course was simple, monkey bars, run across two logs over a mud pool, then crawl under three yards of mud under barbed wire. Yeah, simple enough. When he blew his whistle you took off, making easy work of the monkey bars, it took you sometime to climb onto the logs, and even longer to walk over them without falling. By the time you got to the wires you only had twenty seconds left. You ground your teeth and dropped down, and began crawling. You quietly muttered to yourself, "I'mma beat this asshole." over and over again.
"TEN SECONDS LEFT! MOVE IT OR YOU WILL MAKE EVERYONE RUN ANOTHER TEN LAPS! MOVE! MOVE!" he yelled at you, and you pushed yourself harder. The weight of the mud and your uniform were finally taking it's toll on you. "EIGHT, SEVEN" he started counting down. You groan and just as he got to one he stood up from the wires, just making it in time. He looked at you shocked at how you did it. "NICE WORK, FOR A WOMAN! EVERYONE IS FREE TO GO, BUT BE PREPARED FOR TOMORROW CAUSE YOUR ASSES ARE GONNA HURT!"
"Hey! (Y/FN)! Hey!" called out a very hyper voice. He groaned knowing who it was. You slowly turn to see the only friend you had made since sighing up in the army. Private Jones, also known as Alfred F. Jones, most annoying guy to ever live on this planet. He caught up to you and smirked, "You sure showed him today huh? Great job!" You grinned at him and began walking to the dorms, "Hey I was wondering if you wanted to meet me at my dorm. Artie is going to be out with the boys tonight and I have something that'll cheer you right up." he asked unknowing to you, blushing.
"I swear if you are trying to show me your flag pole, I'll punch you in the face again, Al." you mutter turning to him. He quickly put his hands up shaking his head, and you smile, "Okay, I'll be right over." he nodded and took off to his room leaving you wondering what you had just agreed to.
~!~!~!~!~!~!~TIME SKIP BROUGHT TO YOU BY SECRET DRILL SERGEANT ~!~!~!~!~!~!~"
"Hey, Al, I'm coming in!" you mutter and open the door to his dorm. Walking in first thing you notice is an american flag handing over a bed and sighed. Yup Alfred was very patriotic, maybe too patriotic.
"Hey (y/n) whats up?" Al asked as he grabbed something from his desk drawer, you shrug and sat on his bed with your back pressed against the wall. Alfred follows you and shows you a closed bottle of Jack Daniels. You raise an eyebrow at him, and smirks at you, "I know a guy." he answered your unasked questions. You smirk and reach for the bottle, opening it you took a swig. Loving the burning feeling as the brown liquid went down your throat. Sighing you lean back as Alfred takes one too. Soon you both are sharing stories of how things were back home.
"Yeah, my mom was a bitch and my dad was her bitch." you mutter and Alfred turns to you with sadness in his blue eyes. You were currently explaining your life story to him, "When I became a certain age it seemed as if everything I did was some sort of challenge towards her. I would just look at her and she accused me of doing something wrong. And without even thinking about it, my dad would punish me. It gave me no choice but to sign up, quick way out of there." you mutter sighing.
"Why was it the quickest way? What 'bout college?" Alfred asked shaking blonde hair. You sigh and take your (hair color and length) out of its bun.
"Shit, if I went to college my dad would have made me live with them still. A college is only twenty miles away from their house. Couldn't let myself be brought into that. Anyways I already have a college degree, an associate, doesn't do shit but got it." you mutter and take a swig of the bottle, "course I didn't really give myself time, seeing as it took me a month after graduation from high school to find myself here." you mutter sighing.
"Wait, you have a degree and just got out of high school, dude, you must be one smart chick." Alfred muttered and took the bottle from your hand. He took a swig from it, "I'm lucky I finished high school. Seeing as school was the worst thing for me I signed up here. Hell my mama didn't like that shit but it's my life and I'll screw it up however I want to!" he muttered and laid his head onto your shoulder, slowly you leaned onto him also. "But to be honest dude, after I met you. It makes me feel like I should try to be better. Like I need to go places because you are amazing!" You blush but don't say anything. "Hey, (y/n) after this. What do you want to do?" he asked and takes a swig.
"I want to finish school become a doctor and live far away from everything from my past." you answer smiling, taking the bottle and finishing it off.
"What about a family? Every thought of getting married and having kids." Alfred asked you. You laugh at him and hand him the empty bottle.
"Why would I want to make a poor innocent soul go through what I went through?" you muttered and felt Alfreds fingers run through your hair. "I wouldn't be a good mother or wife, seeing as I am with the most annoying guy ever." you tried joking feeling the mood was getting to serious for your liking.
"Babe, when we finish our time here, I want to marry you, so that I can show you that you'd make the most perfect wife and mother. You'd be perfect in everyway, except when you are asleep because you snore very loudly and it wakes up the whole damn building." Alfred says and you lightly punch him. He laughs and gets up to face you, "I mean it, (y/n) I love you! And want to spend the rest of our days together." You smile sadly and he kisses you on the cheek, "plus I want to be your husband! And damn it no one denies the hero Alfred F. Jones what he wants! Got it Mrs. Jones?" he muttered and kisses you on the lips. You feel the blush raise some more onto your cheek and wrap your arms around his neck. Slowly your lips start moving with his as he slowly inches you to the mattress until he is fully on top of you. You kiss him harder showing him that you love him also. His hands go down to your side squeezing your hips, slowly he grinds into you and this causes you to gasp. Taking advantage of this he slips his tongue into your mouth and explores the new territory. You moan as he releases your mouth and goes to your shoulders kissing the exposed skin (you are wearing a black muscle shirt sorry I didn't explain that).
"I knew you wanted to get me drunk so you can have your way with me!" you muttered into his hair. You felt him chuck sexily and you shiver from the movement. Lifting your hips you grinded against his hardness cause him to moan. He makes his way back to your lips and kisses you hard.
Just as you felt his hand go under your shirt the door swung open and a "Dude, I think Artie is dr- okay! I SWEAR I DIDN'T SEE ANYTHING!" yelled a voice and Alfred quickly got up from you and turned around towards the door, covering you from the people who walked in. You looked over his shoulder to see Antonio and Lovino both holding onto a very drunk looking Arthur. You stifle a giggle at the look on there faces, not even feeling a bit embarrassed at being caught making out with Alfred. But from Alfred's super red face you could tell he was.
"Shut up, there was nothing to see!" you said standing up. Slowly Arthur looked at you and a smile broke out on his face.
"(y/n)! I can'ttt bbbelieve you arrre herrrre!" he yelled and stumbled towards you. Sighing you caught him and lead him to his bed, frowning a bit you turned to everyone.
"Okay....well I'm going to go! Bye everyone " you mutter and walk over to Alfred, you quickly give him a peck on the lips and walked out. Halfway down the hall you heard cheering noises.
"Good job, Chico! Can't believe you had it in you!" yelled Antonio and then a huge whack sound followed after.
Yeah maybe life wouldn't be so bad.